Hairdryer Chords Should Be Longer

My sisters and I don't make the smartest decisions in the world. Some how, Shannon and Trisha got in a water fight, and I was trying to help Shannon get Trisha, but she missed, and Trisha bumped into Shannon causing her to spill water ALL over the couch. So my first reaction was to use the blanket to soak up some of the water, but that wasn't too successful. Then we were gonna get paper towels, but Shannon said no, get a hair dryer. But the chord would reach, so we had to pull out the other couch to try and plug it in the other outlet, but it was just as bad as the first. So then we remembered you can take the covers of the couch and put them in the dryer. So we raced to do that while Trisha kept an eye on the door. We got one on, but the second cushion was proving to be more difficult. So as we're trying to get the cushion back together, my dad's truck pulls into the driveway. Trisha starts to scream, and I start to panic, so I rush to get the cover on the cushion, zip it up, shove it on the couch and pretend like it was all good. Meanwhile, Shannon's trying to fix the curtians Trisha broke when she freaked out, and Trisha is unbolting the door, since we locked it to give us extra time. So when my dad walks into the house everything is back to normal except the other couch. We forgot to push it back up against the wall, so I just pulled a lie out of my ass about Shannon needed the hair dryer since it was still on the table. It was perfect! But, seriously, I was hyperventilating. It was like a movie, racing to clean up the house after a party. So much fun, and pretty unnecessary. =]
Till Next Time
Ms.Music.Lover